menluda:

When he asks if you’re in the mood, look him straight in the eye for a moment and then say “Bitch, I might be.”

neopoint:

woah bitch the fuck was that for

bromofratguy:

FUCKKKKKKKKK UNNNFFFFFFFFF

narcolepticweed:

hey-sass-butt:

curtisplease:

wishes-he-was-king-of-bears:

How gay sex works.

I want a relationship like this

the best part is this is one of those rare gifs you can hear

fuCK I LAUGHED AT THIS FOR LIKE 0897987 YEARS BYE

last-of-the-english-girls:

I want to do one!

Okay so you reblog and a week later you’ll get this cutie in your inbox

After about a week a Pokemon will hatch!

Some people might get special Legendary, It all depends :)

It’s going to be any Pokemon from all the regions

and I promise I will do every each one of you.

This will be open until the 29th and then I will be sending the eggs off to you all :)

negaverseprince:

Trying to get along with other gay guys

cocks-cum:

stop thinking about him

aubsticle:

i-am-fandomstuck:

terezi-minaj:

vinvin-vinny:

batlock:

captorgasm:

m4ge:

microwavewife:

estebanjulioricardodelarosa:

coxinyoface:

imreallyrandom:

The Walmart game.

Hmm..

I dont know if I can top that.

hold on I got this

i would totally get this. 

omfg

this is my favourite post on tumblr

is this ok

fuckinglesbian:

oooeygooeygoodness:

The Fish Bowl

Ingredients
½ cup Nerds candy
½ gallon goldfish bowl
5 oz. vodka
5 oz. Malibu rum
3 oz. blue Curacao
6 oz. sweet-and-sour mix
16 oz. pineapple juice
16 oz. Sprite
3 slices each: lemon, lime, orange
4 Swedish gummy fish

Sprinkle Nerds on bottom of bowl as “gravel.” Fill bowl with ice. Add remaining ingredients. Serve with 18-inch party straws.

One of my absolute favorite drinks. My husband always makes me one for my birthday!!

Source: Me and my husband, because we are alcoholics. We got the idea from 50 First Dates and Genghis Grille  Image: Google https://www.google.com/

dude, when we finally hang out can we drink these together?

aubsticle:

uhvatar-korra:

butts-with-bro-shades:

janecrocker:

iamtonysexual:

dirkjohnprincess:

armadildomon:

heavy trigger warnings for rape.

all right, I’ve calmed down enough to post this, and hell fuckin’ no I ain’t blurrin’ out names. 

hi my name is rachael, and this is why feminism is still needed. I have nothing else to say.

yooooo if you wanna know what the fuck i was so mad about, read the following and spread it please!!

this is physically painful to read oh my fucking god

literally about to vomit

Zoaie Henriksen of Somonauk, Illinois supports rape.

Jacob Alesana Stelzer of Rockwall, Texas supports rape.

Kylah Hill of Rockford, Illinois supports rape. 

Maximillian Scarpetta of Loves Park, Illinois supports rape.

I hope you never get jobs and become unemployed hobos forever, assholes. 

Can I please beat the shit out of these ignorant assholes?

oh HELL no.

fuckup96:

me

thegoddamazon:

anluan:

supremecatoverlord:

duessa:

sharkchunks:

Meanwhile in the Silent Hill Wal-Mart parking lot…

WHAT IN THE NAME OF WALTER IS THAT

Makin my way to hell

NO

JESUS FIX IT